9:33 - Let's get this party started! (My girlfriend is notated as 'Hannah' or H)
9:34 - Hannah - THAT'S NOT THE GARBAGE MAN (smarter than the average girlfriend). Hannah - wait, were they waiting for him to come out with the garbage? What if he didn't? That's so dumb.
9:35 - Hannah - he's going to drive that car through the window. (editor's note - I fear I am dating some sort of witch).
9:36 - Hannah - wait, is this a MIDI track?
9:37 - H - Why is Arnold hauling logs around? This makes absolutely no sense. Now he's splitting wood outside his cabin in the woods - Is ronald reagan going to ride by on a giant bald eagle?
9:38 - H - is he really teaching his daughter Karate? WAIT he's hand feeding deer? WTF
9:42 - H - "Silent and smooth just like always" - That's what he said.
9:44 - H - the black guy is dead, seems about right (black guy crawls up to arnold and say he thinks he will make it) H - yeah right.
9:45 - Black guy is dead
9:48 - Arnold drives off cliff, his car explodes - H - what was the point of that?
9:54 - Arnold kills the guy sitting next to him on an airplane and sneaks off the plane - H - that was idiotic (editor's note - she's right, this movie has a decidedly pre 9-11 mindset regarding airline security) Arnold is now running around the tarmac and no one has noticed.
10:03 - Hannah has correctly identified the love interest in the movie by her forced puns and awkward laugh. Again, witchcraft suspected.
10:05 - Hannah successfully called that Arnold was going to make the love interest seduce some sleazeball. Sorcery.
10:07 - Two cops are going after Arnold - Hannah - "this isn't going to end well for them"
10:10 - Love interest has nervous breakdown - H - this chick needs to die, Arnold should just start beating her.
10:14 - Hannah has postulated that Arnold is the product of a Nazi Ubermensch program. I concur.
10:21 - 7 minutes of all american action.
10:25 - Arnold and girl break into a building, kill a bunch of hispanic people - Hannah - How do they know they're in the right building anyway?'
10:35 - H - I can't tell if the if the spunky little girl is useful or the most annoying person ever.
10:38 - H - Seriously? Arnold had to take ALL of his clothes off to use a raft? GRATUITOUS PEC SHOT!
10:58 - Movie ending, "did you leave anything for us" "just bodies"
God bless the USA. This ending song is amazing the chorus is "we fight for love"
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